January 2011
16 posts
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“I want to apologize to everyone I’ve ever tried to impress. Sorry you had...”
“The Tea Party understands diversity. For instance, one straight white Christian...”
“The invention of firearms did not mark man’s emergence from savagery, it...”
“My 4 y.o. daughter: “When you’re cool, you get to call your friends...”
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“Courage is loving something bigger than the thing you fear.”
“Busy is counting someone else’s confetti.”
“Only when everyone is in custody can we all be free!
(Oh America,...”
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“Q: Why is it that whenever a group of humans gathers to decide how to do...”
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The Life
I spent most of the 1980s on a bar stool. People tell me Ronald Reagan was President. Guessing by the current shit state of the country, it must be true. People also say I was wasting my time, and my “potential.” Given the spectacular failure I’ve become in the 15 years since getting sober, they’re probably wrong about that one. At least as a drunk, I was good at...
“Be enough of a bastard, and someone will elect you to something.”
“So long, Holiday Season! You were fun, but exhausting and expensive. Like two...”
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